autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited
(Source: nosdrinker, via pizza)
"but we joke and laugh
otherwise we would start
screaming."
Charles Bukowski, the shit shits (via 359-pine)(via nataliemeansnice)
its all fun and games until you fall in love with someone via internet
(via nataliemeansnice)
can’t wait to start sleeping naked
The Show With Vinny
Does anyone else feel like the show is super awkward? Just me?
My mom didn’t tell me we were having people over so I took my laptop and locked myself in the bathroom
UPDATE: THERE ARE PEOPLE COMING UPSTAIRS CALLING MY NAME I CAN HEAR THEM OUTSIDE THE DOOR I KNOW THEY JUST WENT IN MY ROOM
UPDATE: THEY HEARD ME TYPIGN AND THEY’RE OUTSIFE THE BATHROOM ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
THEY’RE TRYING TO GET IN BY PICKING THE LOCK BUT I DON’T THINK THEY KNOW I HAVE A WEAPON WITH ME
(Source: hadejarley, via orgasmic-humor)
"I have masturbated right after sex, when the sex is shit! The guy’s down there like where in the world is Carmen Sandiego, she’s staring at you right in the face you fuck!"
Girl Code on Masturbation (via weaselette-regeneration)
Te extraño, sobre todo en estos momentos. Todo lo que necesito es tu brazo a mi alrededor y sentir el calor de tu cuerpo junto al mío. Por favor, regresa ya!
yeah, spending my friday night having anxiety attacks and breaking down isn’t exactly what i planned to happen
To be honest the only reason I wanted to go out tonight was so I didn’t have to feel like this, anxious. I feel very uneasy right now, I can slowly feel the anxiety creeping up for no reason.
Ugh. I hate this, I wish YOU were here just so I could be in your arms & have that calming feeling again.
